What ever floats your goat.
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You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I'd rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
"You're preaching to the horse's mouth!"
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
"#makepoopwhilethesunshines"
i like to say "das leben ist kein ponyschlecken" and "das leben ist kein zuckerhof".
You would say that.
Not the brightest knife in the tool room.
Daffy Duck one said, "You buttered you're bread, now sleep in it." And 10 year old me couldn't stop laughing.
You can't crack an omelet without making eggs.
Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
People in glass houses sink ships
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You can give a man a drink and his thirst will be quenched for a day, but if you show a man to the water source, he will be quenched for the rest of his life.
That's a really tough nut to swallow
Lmao
You won.
A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
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Those who dig others a grave shouldn't throw rocks.
I used to say "we'll burn that bridge when we get to it." all the time! People didn't like it though.
I've made my omelette, now I've got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
I'd rather "if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish"
We could workshop it, but if you're bad at something, never do it for free
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
You're barking up the wrong metaphor
i'n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!
I had a boss who said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck his ass to make him drink."
I... I just... Can't.
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one of my favourites is "the sharpest bulb in the box"
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
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