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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 75 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As an American, I am going to dine on this single example as if it disproves the idea that we are insular and provincial hicks for the next decade.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 6 days ago (5 children)

nah, it just proves that brits are as stupid as you are, which is, tbh, is not a surprise /s

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We had Brexit. We can’t say nothing.

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 84 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The world doesn't revolve around America, but you'll see idiots in Bumbfuck, Romania talking about Soros and wokeism. It's got to be exhausting.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 55 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Soros is a Hungarian Jew who survived the Holocaust and moved to America afterwards btw, so when someone from the Balkans is complaining about him it's not ignorance, it means something very specific.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Even more of a Nazi dog whistle than when the American right does it? I guess that would make it a Nazi Air Horn

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[–] _chris@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, the only people left on Xitter are idiots

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

The world is awash in morons and they aren't localized to that venue, although by way of it's very structure, it's a venue that strongly attracts people incapable of holding two thoughts at the same time.

As G Carlin would have said, think how stupid the average person is and realize 50% are stupider than that. This is the world we live in - where the trivial thoughts emerging from society's dreck take have equal stage and prominence to expertise and wisdom

[–] WilloftheWest@feddit.uk 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Liam’s a tool. UK schools absolutely do teach the Odyssey, and have done so at least as far back as my youth.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

most of the time someone says something wasnt taught in school its because that person straight up didnt pay attention in class

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I suspect there is significant overlap between the kids who were complaining in math class that what they were learning was useless along with the adults who claim math class didn't teach them "how to do taxes". (As if you do anything other than fill out a form, anyways.)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait we were supposed to pay attention in school now it makes sense

[–] mogranja@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 5 days ago

Guess someone didn't pay attention when the teacher said "Pay attention please" multiple times.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mine didn't. We did Buddy, The Crucible, Animal Farm and Shakespeare from what I remember. First I heard of the Odyssey was when I was 19 and DW did a retelling of it on Arthur. When I saw a copy of the story in the shop I worked at, I got it so I could read the actual story.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I have to admit that I have not read the Illias or the Odyssey in school, either. We were made read books in school intendet to make children shy away from books, so they won't touch any of them after school ever again.

Luckily I had read loads of good books by that time, so I knew that only a few are as horrible as the ones they made us read in school.

[–] NIB@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There are basic versions of these stories with big drawings, mostly made for kids. Basically manga. When i was a kid(in Greece), 35 years ago, i had this

https://www.stratikis.gr/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/iliada-nea.jpg

This is Iliad and it was cooler than Odyssey. Badass dudes with almost divine powers fighting other dudes and entire armies on their own, while Gods are taking sides and fucking things up. Isnt that shonen.

Odyssey's ending was cool though, even if it was a bit sad.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

$10 says the dipshit in question did a frantic google, saw 'ulysses' and went james joyce.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile on tiktok British people are apparently mad at Americans for not knowing or caring about Robbie Williams

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

The Illiad was like the Bible before the Bible.

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Illiad and the Odyssey are classics and hardly American culture. They are western culture as a whole. No idea what the drama is about but some dude not knowing what the Odyssey is, is the same as not knowing any other classic. (There are too many to count, but not knowing the most popular ones are is like not knowing the titanic sank.) (Spoilers)

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

That's the joke.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Its not even that great of a mini van. You can get better for cheaper!

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait.. some people don't know the Odyssey?

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[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How are you supposed to enjoy the music of Civilisation 7 without knowing The Odyssey?

On a similar note, you'd think the guy on the right would counter with Beowulf

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[–] R3D4CT3D@midwest.social 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

is this why the miniseries is trending on some torrent sites?? haha!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odyssey_(1997_miniseries)

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It was also just announced that Christopher Nolan’s next film will be the Odyssey

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

instead we studied useful things

Have you ever seen any British television quiz game shows? The amount of world geography and history most contestants seem to know is abismal, makes me scratch my head and seriously wonder what many of these people are doing there, in a game show about knowledge. What are they even doing there, in the delusion that they have a shot.

"What is the capital of Denmark?"
"Erm... pass."

This person's comment is just another drop in the bucket in the sorry state of things.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

What! He never saw Wishbone’s the Odyssey?

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 days ago

Just play "Age of Mythology". Duh.

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

may nigel farage further dumb down the island people.

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