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    [–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (2 children)
    [–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 149 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    echo "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of folks masturbating together at this. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this NSFW."

    [–] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You might want to check your access permissions; he didn't even sudo.

    [–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    If I have to use sudo, it's wrong.

    [–] superkret@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago

    hellfire103 isn't in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
    [–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
    cat && curl
    
    [–] sntx@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago
    [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
    top || iptables
    
    [–] sntx@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

    You might get sued.

    [–] scarilog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

    man paste; eject got me

    [–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago
    [–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

    If witchdoctor was a sysadmin

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

    Jesus fuckin christ...... Hilarious

    [–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 month ago

    secret boys

    "How not knowing how to use commas got me arrested for a double felony"

    [–] shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Distrotube is a piece of shit that's going to hell

    [–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Context?

    I used to watch Derek Taylor's videos when I started using Emacs, and it has been a while since I checked his channel.

    [–] jonion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.

    [–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

    Jesus fuck, does everything have to be political? I guess it does

    [–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

    Bc everything is political

    [–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

    Why can't we have anything nice?

    [–] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago

    I think his politics are pretty far right, at least based on this video: https://youtu.be/nvQ-ZY460WQ

    [–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

    Yeah seriously fuck that guy lol

    [–] jdw@links.mayhem.academy 18 points 1 month ago

    Commas matter.

    [–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 15 points 1 month ago

    I'm really sensible, so please use pinky

    [–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

    Hell, I'll usually let someone finger me for two bucks, a good chocolate bar, and the promise they'll lube up.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago
    [–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

    Release systemd?

    [–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)