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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by EherVielleicht@feddit.de to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 57 points 8 months ago

Add reviews as well. Amazon style 1-5 stars with a comment.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 37 points 8 months ago

Thx, good advise changed it.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 41 points 8 months ago

i forgot sex existed and thought 'endurance' was as in physical endurance, like how long u can run or something

[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 61 points 8 months ago

Most sexually active Lemmy user

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago
[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

Long distance relationship here, can't say I'm exactly all that different. o7

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

I too would fuck with a dude who brought his pet alien to the beach.

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago

Hahahahahahaha

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 1 points 8 months ago

That looks like a dog from minecraft

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

If you're not going to give me a 5, don't bother scoring.

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 20 points 8 months ago

A+++ very fast shipping

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 8 months ago

So what are the women's stats? I guess dick size needs to be something else?

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago
[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago
[-] synicalx1@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 months ago
[-] shadowspirit@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

... but not too juicy. Needs to be just right.

[-] elfahor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

No need to be anything else

[-] Akareth@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I guess dick size needs to be something else?

Vagina depth.

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

If a woman was to rate a guy's sexual perf, I highly doubt that dick size would come anywhere near top 3. I thought people stopped thinking it was soooooo important after highschool or so...

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

I mean there are women that peaked in high school and still think like that...

Also 69 comments? NICE!

[-] doleo@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

That someone has a job working for the railway? In the UK? And that they're measuring distance in kilometres? Now, that would be interesting.

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

Funny guy....

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