this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 64 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

The biglyest lies

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago
[–] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

" but hey, kids, this is how I met your mother"

[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Barney disapproves of this.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

sure he does

[–] Cryan24@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I always thought it was " This next Lie will be this big"

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago

"Look at my tiny hands, they distract you from my words"

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

It's also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You know this is the recommended stance when deescalating violent psych patient because it keeps your hands visible (as in, not hiding something) and in front of your body / face in case they start swinging. I've never really felt comfortable doing it though and this kind of explains a possible reason why. I actually had a guy the other night who asked why everyone else was scared of him and I didn't seem to be. There were probably a couple other reasons though (I've dealt with waaay wilder men, and also he mostly struck me as young, dumb, and loud, and dumb in the young sense not in the cognitively not there sense). But as far as this pose idk it just always seemed really patronizing to me. I usually stand more like One of these where at least one hand is on the neck or side of the head. Usually with my hands overlapping but my fingers not intertwined so they're easy to separate and throw up in front of my face but not overtly defensive.

[–] Velocity9144@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Me in an interview

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

thats his 'spread em' pose as a metaphorical 'prepare to be buttfucked ladies'

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Like that dude ever fucked ladies.

Edit: consentually

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

He's certainly fucked em over

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

If you see paying for sexual services as consensual, he probably did.

If you don't, he probably didn't.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 3 points 4 days ago

Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago

“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”