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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 145 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Domain name was cheap.

Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That prolapse joke was a stretch.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You wouldn't get it .... it's an inside joke

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

It's supposed to be, anyway.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago

"It's an inside out joke" was right there

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dunno man. It sounds promising. Sounds like something one should goatse for one’s self.

Lots of goats in this thread.

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support... expertsexchange.com

Eventually they hyphenated it.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

From their FAQ:

Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ye, but that one is on purpose

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Amateursexchange.com?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sex change operations as a hobby, now that's something

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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

/#susanalbumparty lol

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

powergen.italia

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What a wonderful day to have a mind

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I typed in the URL figuring it wasn't going to be real, but it is.

I'm thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn't speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor's new clothes kind of thing.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe they're aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

I've seen both cases in real life.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 46 points 1 week ago

GTA grade name.

(There's already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

[–] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

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[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Related: GTA games are full of parody companies and brands with childish humour and, yes, there's a sportswear brand in GTA called ProLaps. Their motto is "Strain Hard".

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[–] Koyaanisqatsi@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Stab-lapse. For stabilisation, not for stabbing.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Or when you've not kept your stabbing credentials up to date?

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[–] Buffman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I goatse what they did there.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Tek Knight has entered the chat

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Since it's Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I'm not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please just tell me the search term

So I can block it

[–] Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Apps that stabilize timelapse videos

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[–] generichate1546@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow... didn't even read the title, saw the logo and my brain responded Rectum‽

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey Dad! I didnt know you were on lemmy!

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I'm telling all my friends about this as I'm writing this post.

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[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 7 points 1 week ago

Brought to you by the American National Automation Laboratory Corp?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now That's What I Call a Shitpost 2024

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[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Use "prolapse" as a search term on a porn site

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh it's a term linked to that industry...

But I suppose average people will not know of that meaning, so it's a perfectly fine brand name (I also still don't know what it means but know enough to know that I don't want to know it)

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here's the "fun fact" related to the term. When dogs poop, their butt prolapses a bit, meaning some of the insides extend to the outside, and then retracts after. That's why they don't generally have a bunch of poop on the outside afterwards.

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[–] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…

...It's tangentially related to the porn industry, but primarily, it is also the actual medical terminology many are probably more familiar with, so still wouldn't be a great idea even in that context. (You get a pass if English is not your first language, otherwise, it should be fairly common knowledge.)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
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