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This is 100% AI dogshit. Mods, can we please remove obviously AI posts?

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 94 points 3 days ago (3 children)

While this is amusing, I will not up vote AI bullshit.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’m shocked how many people haven’t noticed. The menu boards are in the wrong place, there’s kitchen equipment on the customer side, the cup has no discernible logo

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

The menu board being off to the side is what tipped me off first. Sad that the heavily armed guys in a public restaurant are completely plausible.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I only noticed with the cup looking like it's simultaneously in front of and behind the screen, then noticed everything else

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

And it's like the signature coca cola swirly bit, but all AI fucked up.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The first two menu boards are basically the same, but one of the upper right sandwiches is more fucked up than the other

[–] MoonMoon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Beardy doesn't have a grip on his gun and the other guys seems to be holding a thin grip that puts his trigger finger on the clip and his thumb behind the actual trigger. Unless this is some type of extra safe carry, I think it's another clue.

[–] classic@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago

Dang. Thanks for calling that out

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Couple a YeeHawdists up in here

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Gravy Seals

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

local mealitia forces

[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You cant beat diabetes with guns, silly

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You'd think digging a foxhole big enough for these two would burn some calories.

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 21 points 3 days ago

The thigh holster is so optimistic

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They're just mad they can't see their own dicks

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah, can't reach them either, so theyre holding replacements.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

The tactical roundness points the spare mags towards the user for easier access

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

We're here to liberate this blessed anti homosexual establishment

The dude on the left couldn't even reach his stowed rifle if he needed it.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably because this is an AI generated image.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The signs in the background give it away

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also the guy on the left isn’t holding the grip on his rifle, his hand is between the mag and grip holding empty air.

The rifle on the right is also quite strange, with two fore grips on it.

[–] valaramech@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

At least the AI gave them good trigger discipline

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

True, trigger discipline is pretty easy when you hold your rifle with telekinesis.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Itchy triggerkinesis?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure the guy on the left would have to have his thumb through the trigger guard.

But then, the AI might think he's got two thumbs. Who knows.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

To be fair, the signs DO read the same way i imagine these gentlemen sound & how I always imitate them (“HURghabud huRRbah!”)

[–] karika@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Overweightious D

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

This is the most American picture ever.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There's a German word for this (of course). Spiegeleier simply means fried eggs, but in this context it's the necessity to use a mirror (Spiegel) to view your balls (Eier (eggs)). I'd be mad as well. Not like them though.

On another note, those dudes look like a fatter, older, dumber and more violent version of Tenacious D.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So here's a question: how much body fat would a person need to have to achieve the same level of protection as a standard plate for a carrier?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Mythbusters did this one.

The answer is a lot more than any human has ever had.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

I'm all about trigger discipline and gluttony.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Some people are way too relaxed about guns.

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[–] poo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmfao guns are so embarrassing

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I find falling for a fake image even more embarrassing.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

pursuit of happiness

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Gonna need some round holes for these square pegs.

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

They really hate it when you point out they're just virtue signalling.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I see someone's getting mileage out of the CCTV lora

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

me_rcafuckyea_irl

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