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[–] sxan@midwest.social 198 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dr*g?

So, I was at my pharmacy today getting my prescription dr*gs, and afterward stopped by my dealer to pick up some fucking heroin.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can't believe you swore on the fucking internet. Unbelievable!

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[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 182 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should be mad at billionaires and landlords, not other working people.

[–] copd@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Were grouping landlords with billionaires? Nah, billionaires have their own special VIP area in hell

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Landlords are like ticket scalpers. Buy up a scarce resource, provide no real value, and overcharge.

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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

All of them be trying to charge us to be alive. If my landlord could come up with a good enough reason to charge me to breathe, he’d put it on the invoice.

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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 120 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why "dr*g"? That's a wierd bit of censorship - making a joke about drugs and sex workers and feeling the need to censor the word drug? I don't get it?

[–] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don’t want their lemmy post demonetised.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago

Demonetization s*cks. I was just about to get a rescue yacht for my staff's yacht and then boom my most profitable lemmy comments got demonetized.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago

They're afraid of the drag dealers' wrath

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you implying people on OnlyFans aren't good people?!

[–] dan@upvote.au 93 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah this is strange. People need to stop vilifying sex work. If the person is doing it willingly, they're not hurting anyone, and they enjoy doing it, what's the problem?

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[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 1 month ago

Someone identifying with Homelander would. That's the real meme here.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The majority of drug dealers and only fans models are poor like the rest of us.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 38 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this guy doesn't know enough drug dealers and only fans models.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can sell pictures of your gaping asshole and still be a good person.

It's just a matter of perspective.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Klicnik@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That makes more sense. I thought it was dryg dealer.

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago

You can say drugs. It's the internet.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Why do you think OF girls are bad people?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 month ago
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[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do you think sex workers aren't good people somehow?

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago

I think most of them aren't getting any where close to what these OF influencers are getting for just showing feet.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Who cares if they are Drug dealer or on Only Fans. Do they put the cart back at the store?

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny because they compared themself to a picture of one of the worst people imagined to argue they're a good person

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I find people paying for OF way weirder than people doing OF

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why do you expect to be reward for being a good person? That’s just the baseline everyone should meet.

You will never get financially ahead of everyone else by being a good worker bee. Sorry your parents and teachers lied to you. Doing well in school and getting a degree is not a pathway to riches. The vast majority of people who went from rags to riches went off the beaten path and took a massive risk.

Also sex work doesn’t make someone a bad person.

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[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

”I'm a good person guys"

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Drug deals and OF girls can be good people, but someone who judges people based on the nature of their labor can't.

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[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Drug dealers and OF girls aren't the ones making your life miserable Greg.

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A miserable little pile of secrets!

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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone who covers their drink when you enter the room.

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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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[–] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

DISCLAIMER: No, i dont think that OF people are bad (although the sex industry is shady as fuck, but that doesnt have anything to do with the people there in most cases), i just stole this from xitter because i thought it was funny due to the drug part

[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

So you're a good person but people doing OF aren't?? Just start an OF and get over yourself.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Big incel energy.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, the rich drug dealers you know are rich from dealing, aren't the ones to have that lifestyle long term.

The sensible and rich drug dealers are the ones you wouldn't know about. Quite a few of them are landlords here in the UK (I can't provide numbers, just a what I know thing so I won't be offended if no one believes it - these are just my ramblings, officer).
Basically just sensible ways to turn black market income into seemingly legitimate income, through either self-employed businesses or other means.

They'll have seemingly regular jobs, and will do their best to appear legitimate to not raise any red flags. You'd be very surprised at who the most successful drug dealers are, however chances are you'll never know as well.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago

drog dealer

[–] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should just become a drug dealing Onlyfans girl then. 🤷

[–] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heisenberg in the day, OF femboy at night 😈

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can see how an RV, lab equipment, and a helper might help, but you don't actually need any of those to do OF.

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[–] Praxis@yiffit.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Feet pics on OF does extremely well. Gender doesn't even matter just make them look popping.

Source: I'm making an extra $3k/m on top of my 9-5.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If male hornyness could be bottled as energy we'd never need another drop of oil.

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