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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still holding out hope for the return of the chili cheese burrito.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The CCB is a franchisee optional item, they vary wildly in availability as a result.

For example, they've been available in every Colorado location I've been to

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am glad it exists in some realms, but remain disappointed as it is not available to me.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Have you tried the CCB locator?

http://cc.livingmas.com/

The item you seek could be closer than you think

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Despair.

Edit: I do appreciate the attempt.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Lol I tried, hopefully you'll find your prize one day fellow CCB fan 🫡

At least the link is here for wayward chili cheese burrito fans

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow only three in California. Never had one I don’t think.

I do miss the encharito. Which went away and came back and went away and came back again. Every time it comes back it is shittier than it was before :( But I miss it. Is there a map of where those are available?

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.

They need to remake "falling down" for millenials, but it's at taco bell. Or maybe they don't, I don't know...

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

1am, taco bell is open. Guy orders a crunch wrap meal, and they have no problem making it. It's exactly the same as it's always been and the guy is happy. Cashier rings him up and it's $20. He snaps.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'd remake it with Kevin Hart and make him the good guy, completely missing the point

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An actual crunchwrap has never looked like that.

Yum! Pile of sadness! You know what youre getting from Taco Bell.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

There are certain restaurants that everyone says are absolute trash, and yet they stay open.

My wife and I call them Shitty Tacos, and sometimes we say things like "would you like some Shitty Tacos tonight?". The answer is often "yes". Especially if we can't decide on anything else.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It true, but I gotta make it steak

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

black bean is honestly really good (and doesn't cost extra)

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Black bean might be my favorite and I'm not even vegetarian

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The only thing I have been getting at Taco Bell since the discontinuation of the grilled stuft burrito is a steak power bowl. It's just a bowl of all the ingredients they have, sans a tortilla-based wrapping or shell. I then get some fresh made tortilla chips from a Mexican grocery store nearby and eat it like a taco salad.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Taco Bell is my depression meter. Not a joke. 1x or less a month, I'm ok, 2x/month, prolly fine, just hungry. If I get to 1- 2x per week I tell my friends in hopes they can help me.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I do the same thing with chipotle.

[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It'll come back, has before, till then I've gone to the steak grilled cheese burrito

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prices are nuts though. I'm on the road a lot so I still get it especially if I roll into town extra late. But 20 years ago I could get a grilled stuffed burrito for like $2.50 and that was a whole meal. Maybe even the only thing I ate all day back in those poverty days. Now I spend at least 20 bucks for the same amount of food. And I could go to a nice Mexican American sit down place and get the same amount of much better food for about $15.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fast food places in general have gouged consumers for multiple times the rate of inflation the last few years. Taco Bell has beaten everyone else by a fair amount in being evil though :(

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[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

Sometime the raccoon in me carves the garbage food of taco bell

Sometime the garbage in me carves the raccoon meat of taco bell

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk, the cantina menu is actually pretty good, especially the soft taco.

Everything else is garbage tho. But it’s garbage I crave

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Even the spicy cheesy potato thing? Thst for me is about the last reason I'll go.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's White Castle for me.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

People who like White Castle are a whole other breed

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

White Castle sliders at 2 am after drinking... I recommend.

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[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I KNOW it's not good, I KNOW my shtummy will hurt after, but I don't remember ever trying taco bell in my life and I am so insanely curious about it. There are none nearby where I live and I don't drive. It's been ages that I've had this burning curiosity. I already decided that once I get to go I will be ordering a crunchwrap (idk the menu but this is the item I hear the most people talk about).

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine something that looks and tastes like dogfood but still somehow releases the happy chemicals when you eat it

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[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The crunch wrap is for taco bell fans who got tired of their tacos, don't start there!

Get a soft shell, hard shell, and a crunch wrap and eat them in that order. You also have to get a mountain dew Baja blast as thats taco bells own flavor.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I can’t believe this. Are you Amish? Someone needs to make a documentary of taking you on a trip to Taco Bell. I would watch that. Hell Taco Bell would probably fund it for promotional purposes.

It would be like this generations Supersize Me. They could call it Grande Size Me.

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Send me your address and I'll throw a bunch of their shit in a ziplock bag and mail it to you. Trust me it doesn't go bad.

[–] NormalPerson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taco bell is my favorite Restaurant, I wish we had them here! 😢

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only fast food place with vegan food too.

[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The Veggie Craving menu is the only reason I buy Taco Bell. I don't know of any other fast food with a menu like that.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Subway's veggie patties are really good, but not every location has them. They're really good because they don't even try to make them taste like meat. I'm not sure if any of their breads are vegan though.

[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't know they have a veggie patty, but I will try it next week.

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[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The spicy potato tacos are my sleeper taco bell hit.

I did recently have the Baja blast gelato and it was super disappointing - basically a diluted slushie that's frozen, no gelato/sorbet texture at all.

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[–] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The Double Stacked Taco with a fire sauce packet is delicious. There’s nothing wrong with Taco Bell…on occasion…

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Get that fake ass crunchwrap out of here before NY sues your ass

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know why people feel the need to brag about how they don't eat popular chain food, or about how it's bad for you.

Posting on social media isn't good for you, but you'd be the first person screaming "b-but the Fediverse and Linux reeee!" if someone were to call you out on it.

Let people enjoy what they want to enjoy.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

See title. The heart wants what the heart wants

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The sausage breakfast crunch wrap fucking slaps.

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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just want loaded grillers to make a legendary return

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[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is this a Game Grumps quote?

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