Did I understand correctly that this is only going to be in the iPhone 15 pro? Because that’s a lot more expensive than a pixel, more than I’d ever spend on a phone tbh.

Because these mutherfuckers don’t get seats on the hype train, they buy the entire carriage.

AI is when tech

Green bubbles

Just like Microsoft and the IRS, they’ll get this done. Piece by piece, it’s all falling into place. The worst place.

Not having a job, place to live, or an inhabitable planet in the near future is causing a mental health crisis.

Thirstily?

The audacity to claim to be "leading the world on climate change".

I honestly can't believe that using this word unironically has caught on. Everything I think is just a stupid joke on the internet turns out to be the internet reflecting just how idiotic humanity really is.

Either that, or just an unpleasant shock at just how 'mask-off' some people have become.

Still sounds catchier than, “I feel like a month’s rent”.

Is any career sustainable anymore?

idk about you, but when I think of my X, I think of a toxic place filled with hate, that I never want to go to or hear about again. Branding on point.