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I don't use it, but i'll forever call it Twitter.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 198 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Hey, good news, Elon. Most of us have gone from calling it "twitter" to calling it "that facist shithole that used to be twitter".

Good job wasting 43 BILLION dollars only to see it's traffic literally cut in half, you micro-penised shitstain on society. You will not be remembered as the genius your group of ass kissers tell you you are. You'll be remembered as being dumber than a one brain celled orange tabby.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're being optimistic. He won't be remembered at all.

[–] Moob@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

All the biggest disasters are remembered.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And it’s now less than one year salary because greed.

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[–] Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

That's giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He's a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

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[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 103 points 1 month ago (3 children)

X is still such a stupid fucking name. I feel cringe saying that.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 52 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I won't. It will always be twitter, and he bought it because people made fun of him.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He offered to buy it as a joke, and was forced to finish the transaction because he had taken it too far by actually signing contracts and putting money down. He was gonna go "Just kidding" and pull out, but then the courts told him that this already constituted a legally binding sell and if he tried to back out now he'd go to jail for fraud.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's very "hacking, trenchcoats, and Muse are cool" isn't it?

Like, yeah. Obviously this guy thought of it...

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What did Muse do to deserve this?

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[–] uis@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

X11 is such a great name. Imagine instead of x.com opening x.org.

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[–] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its almost funnier to see every news publication constantly refer to it as "X (formerly known as Twitter"), the constant need to remind people of how stupid the decision was it amusing

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I prefer "Twitter (temporarily known as X)"

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

..........ya know, I'm 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I've never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like......and my brain isn't capable of doing so. Maybe that's a good thing.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

They got a zoo in your town?

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I like where this is going...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah it's way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Maybe he should buy Alphabet and rename their search engine.

Ooh or he could buy out Kleenex and rename that.

What the fuck would make someone throw out the name Twitter? It wasn't a bad name. It wasn't like...Phillip Morris or something.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"wasn't a bad name" is the understatement of the year. it was one of the most successful brand names ever. normal people with functioning brains would kill to have a brand that's so ingrained in the language, especially without the threat of genericizing the trademark.

xerox didn't want people to use xerox as a generic verb to mean photocopy, or kleenex the same for a generic tissue.

but Twitter was never used to mean another social media site, and tweeting never means posting on Facebook or Tumblr or whatever. a tweet is specifically a post on Twitter. that's the perfect brand.

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He’s been wanting to have an “everything” company named X for years, since before PayPal I think. So he jumped at the chance to ruin twitter of course and rebuild it from the top down

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I’m gonna deadname his company for as long as he deadnames his kid :)

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 46 points 1 month ago (6 children)

There's no such thing as deadnaming a company/corporation/brand, they aren't a living entity and have no will of their own, the one offended is their owner.

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

except they get more rights

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm still pushing Xitter, pronounced with the "shee" sound

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago

That's what I call it.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

Is there anything the average person can do to increase the running cost of Twitter without increasing their revenue?

Like, can we just automate uploading videos of nothing meaningful, and re-loading them over and over forever?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Awww. Poor Twitler doesn’t like his propaganda arm called Twitter.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is always morally correct to deadname transphobes. Including JD Vance who's "Real" name is James Bowman

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thought it was Couchfucker McGuy-liner?

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

That's pretty much what I've said about Twitter since he changed the name- I'll keep calling it Twitter while he still allows deadnaming.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought we all agreed to call it shitter?

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] subignition@fedia.io 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (20 children)

Intentionally using the former name ("dead name") of a (typically trans) person with the intent to cause harm

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Never. "X" is so cringey to say.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’ll call it twitter until twitter.com is a different website

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[–] oyo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dude literally bought Kleenex and insists you call it facial tissue paper.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 month ago

Nah. He bought Kleenex and insists that you call it 42 because it's a cool number.

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