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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

May I interest you in some belly-up fish?

I did not reinsert the plastic insert upside down. It is asymmetric (flat bottom, pointier top) so they presumably print every piece like this.

Those poor fish...

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, I would like some more plastic in my microplastic filled goo.

[–] AgnosticMammal@pawb.social 8 points 9 months ago

Y'all talkin' about microplastics as if there are little micro plastic animals in the soap pumps like they do with micro beads.

These are just animals printed on the back (sticky side) of the label on the back. I would definitely appreciate this more than trying to read the goddamn warped fine print through the soap!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Put the genie back into the lamp!

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Put that baby back in the womb!

[–] Batman@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

I was just asking my SO what happened to the stupid cute soap bottles a few weeks ago. They made me happier to refill than the "just a brand" sticker ones.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I also like small figurines in bottles and jars filled with slimy goop

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

If you know, you wish you didn't

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 9 months ago

Mmm, microplastics!

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Penguins get washed with Dawn all the time, why leave the rest of the animal kingdom out

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

And make them from bioplastics.

[–] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That bottle seems to be too small to put an animal in

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just stopped buying liquid soap in favor of bar soap about a year ago. It lasts longer, cleans way better, uses no plastic and has almost 0 waste.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bar soap makes my skin feel weird

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

That's because they're the only soaps that really get your hands clean. You're used to bad soap.