Comic Strips

I wonder if genies are subject to numerical integer underflow.

Also if the genie is a thinking agent or even just capable of detecting an infinite loop this falls apart.

Yup, the genie just did that last bit to make him feel like he actually outsmarted him or something. In reality he's just glad he doesn't have to be around him any more.

I feel like this guy plays mtg

Weird too, cus you could destroy the universe with 2 or even just 1 wish maybe?.

2 wishes: Repeat wish 2, repeat wish 1. Universe ends in magical overload.

1 wish: Don't fulfill this wish. I feel like that's less magical end of the universe and just death of the genie I guess?

Your sweet, sweet balloon knot. Forever, taking that hot demon gel. Ask Kage.

When the demon tries to trip you up by asking for tea and cookies to be left out at night:

Do you think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?

Why not? If I wish that someone ignores something, that's a valid wish IMO.

Ever heard of "your wish is my command?"

This is also assuming the Genie isn't a spiteful PoS that will just kill the Asker. There's no rule against that.

And yet... Monkey paw curls

How dare he try to grant my wishes

Wrong, and geniephobic.

1. I wish to know the true name of the genie who is granting me wishes.

2. I wish [genie's true name] to be freed, mortal and without magical powers, now and henceforth.

I think I saw a video once explaining how the only winning move is to make your wish be to let the genie grant you what you desire most.

Because only the genie as the wish granter has access to all possibilities a wish good grant, but you don't, so your wish could always be misinterpreted, while the genies knowledge cannot be.