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Smoke that shit dawg!
MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN!
ordinary branch from an ordinary USA tree
Did you take that from a Child in a Scottie Pippen Jersey?
✋😧🤚 pls don't shoot
STOP RESISTING
... Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was "watch out for cops."
I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs
Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?
it depends on the kid's skin color
From their reply, I am assuming white
I just stood outside the school and did nothing
*shoot
FTFY
This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for.. divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.
Thanks for explanation.
np friendo.
SOP, got it
Lol not too sure you're joking though.
lol, nah I'm not a cop
Much funnier
What the fuck? Like 20 comments and not one of you? Sigh. Fine.
Gimme all your money! This is a stick up!
Head to the crosspost at !stick@sh.itjust.works they are more enthusiastic with this.
That is a mighty fine stick gun!
hey, watch where you point that thing
Wield your relic with justice chosen
Seek stick
Then,
Behold! Armament.
HAVE AT THEE!
That’s what we used to call an afternoon.
Crossposted it to the stick community. Good stick this one.
There's a stick community??
Went there to subscribe, but turns out I already am lol.
That stick has staying power, a week at least.
This isn’t a shit post this is premium stick gunning
Instant subscribe
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aw fuck yea stick gun
You're YouTube channel has just been demonitized.
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There are 3 types of perfect sticks:
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Super straight
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Shaped like another thing
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Big stick / small dog combo
Careful where you point that thing
Pictures you can feel ☺️
Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!
9 mm Luger semi knotomatic!
Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this..
I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here
Somebody reposted my stick? I feel famous.
Hundreds of people worldwide admiring your stick right now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That’s some high quality stick you have there my man.
Nice stick bro.
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