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[-] bender223@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

No one locks their car door after parking. Nor do they roll up their windows.

Also, they find parking right away in an obviously busy area .

No one locks the door to their house either when leaving.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe every single person involved in the making of the movies grew up in a small town /s

[-] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

I'm a doctor so I know how dying people act. It's unrealistic that a dying person, like a couple of seconds before he/ she's completely gone, to talk much sense. They speak random stuff, disoriented, or in a complete panic state until they lost their consciousness and then die short after.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago

Tell my paetner the code to the bitcoin wallet is X1jH&t%@wuiPKlyw35ý...arrrghh gurgle gurlge

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Characters pretending to play video games on a controller

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 32 points 3 days ago

And the story is set in modern times but it sounds like an 80's arcade cabinet. Bwoop-bwoop pew pew!

Granted some people are so focused while gaming that they look like drowned salmon, but streamers have proven you can still be emotive and act whilst gaming lol.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 3 days ago

Bwoop-bwoop pew pew but they button mash like hack and slash

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I remember hearing Atari 2600 Pac-Man sounds on more than one occasion.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 19 points 3 days ago

aggressively randomly clicking everything at once

[-] Louisoix@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

Well that's me with Messmer yesterday...

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[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 66 points 3 days ago

For it is :

  • Preparing a huge breakfast and then they take a bit and they say I need to go
  • People drinking coffee or other drinks but you see clearly that they don't, why film that ?
  • Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.
  • Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.
[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Eating and drinking on set is notoriously difficult to pull off. You see one take, but the crew has done about 17 takes of the same scene. Even with chefs on hand, they can’t bloat the actors up with food. Hence why in most dinner scenes, there’s a lot of cutting and mocked chewing but little goes in their mouth.

[-] Sprokes@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

It is not that difficult as other directors do it well. I see that in Japanese shows. It is OK if actors pretend to eat or drink when it is believable. In many episodes of Seinfeld we see the actors drinking coffee but we can clearly see that they weren't taking a sip.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 3 days ago

Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.

As an asian that will be scolded if i ever do that, it weird me out and it does left an impression that westerner wear their shoes inside their house.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A lot do, but also a lot don't. It's household by household.

I'll also mention that you can probably expect people who grew up in no-shoe households to have strong feelings about it.

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[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 16 points 3 days ago

Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.

Just drive like Nicholas Cage drives.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 83 points 3 days ago

I hate that people never say "bye" on the phone.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 33 points 3 days ago

Are you even allowed to end a phone convo without 20 byes and 30 ciaos?

[-] DNOS@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

What Is ciaos ? Is It commonly used also in english or are you an Undercover italian ? 🤔

[-] wieson@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

I'm German, but we use ciao all the time (we spell it tschau)

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[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I say it sometimes. Is "aight" a good enough bye, what about "later"? Sometimes if it's a quick work call hardly anyone says bye.

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[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Every movement with a gun sounds like there's a loose screw in it (it always clicks). Also it usually has a clip of 300+ bullets.

Every mouse or keyboard input into a computer, every loading bar, every screen popping up makes screaching sounds. Except when having a failing DVD drive or broken hard disk I've never heard any computer making these sounds.

A secret tracking or listening device has a blinking red light and beeps.

Every car, always with airconditioning, drives with open windows because of the window reflections. Even during rain, extreme heat or highly contagious zombies trying to bite you through the open window.

[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

the gun sound they always use is the sound of a colt single action revolver which has a very distinct set of clicks.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

the sound design of the real world is rather boring and often unappealing. Sound designers on movies are gods of those audiotary universes, they will paint it however they want

[-] r0ertel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I was behind two cars on the freeway, one in lane 1 and one in lane 3. They both decided to merge into the center lane at the same time. I remember the sound distinctly because it was so different than I expected. It sounded like two large, empty cardboard boxes hitting each other. No screeching tires or glass breaking sound (both windshields and side windows broke, but remained intact). It was very unexciting.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

yea precisely. Sound design is less about how it really sounds, but more about how you think it should sound + some flair to make it a show.

Fun fact! sometimes in movies when there's a big fire sound designers will put animal roars into the fire sounds to add an extra layer of fear you don't even realise your body is going to react to

[-] Jank@literature.cafe 1 points 1 day ago

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

[-] 97porcentofracassado@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 3 days ago

Don't forget the loud sound when they turn on lights in a theater.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

I worked at a place that had lights like that, took forever for them to reach peak illumination

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Headrests would have saved poor Marvin's life.

[-] myphatself@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

1964 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu had a bench seat and headrests didn't come until the 66 model. A 1966 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu could have saved Marvin.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I noticed it didn't have a place to put headrests, so it was more of a "if this car had been designed with headrests" sorta thing.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

All software is some ultra developed cyber warfare level shit

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Mid twenties teenagers with 30 year old parents.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 3 days ago

That's not an unfair portrayal in the southern US.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 43 points 3 days ago

Also no helmets. Can't cover the face even when wildly impractical.

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

You probably meant motorcycle helmets My mind immediately went to Avengers Endgame. Everyone removing their helmet everytime they had anything to say... Was an awful direction

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago

And when they have sci-fi helmets they have bright lights shining at their face. Surely that would be annoying.

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Drivers also tend to keep attention on the road a lot less in the movies.

[-] uhN0id@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago

And I always anticipate an "unexpected" crash that almost never happens. Even in shows where it would never happen.

[-] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

That view of the driver, looking out from the front passenger side out the driver's window always makes me anxious for this reason. It's like Chekhov's gun. Why would they pick that angle unless the characters were about to get T-boned?

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

I dunno, have you seen the drivers out there? Pretty sure some of them are watching movies.

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[-] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

They remove the rear view mirrors a lot too

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 days ago

When the character that's "driving" keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

When two characters look at something off-camera in the distance and stare at different points in space (why didn't the directory catch that?!).

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago

I mean tiny bit is somewhat normal to correct for road camber or rutting...but those doing it back and forth like they are in a 70s pickup truck with fully worn out steering rack and bushings is pretty lame

[-] anachronist@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

When the character that’s “driving” keeps moving the wheel back and forth just a tiny bit at a time.

He's trying to keep the "hands on the wheel" warning from going off.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Constant gear changes for no speed, acceleration or grade change of road

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