As a Florida Man I can confirm that this is 100% true.
this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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Seconding. Also, the guy on the right has it correct. You have to lean on them like a Segway.
See, this dude's an experienced and responsible Florida driver.
3 croc vehicles and no confederate flag or trump stickers on any of them? Methinks we are deceived - this is not Florida!
Yeah, not only are these crocs instead of gators, the roads are straight with no pot holes
Yea... no. Sorry. I still think Crocs are ugly.
Did somebody input those "life in the year 2000" drawings from the good ole Queen Victoria days, plus "gators", into the AI image generator?
This picture has been posted at least 3 years ago online, so even without an original source, I'm going to lean on the side that it's not AI. Every wacky piece of art isn't an AI trick.
In Louisiana we use little ones strapped to each foot and ride them like aquatic roller skates.
In England Florida they use the other hand
Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
It will see you later.
Do you have crocodile?
I look away. Tears in my eyes.
Sir, I'm afraid. I'm afraid that it will...be a while.
may I interest you in a sleek sports-caiman for your mid-life crisis?
Why walk when you can ride?
I heard this in such a clear dunmer accent in my head
Very ergonomic
The design is very human.
Is she riding that alligator to a funeral?
have to wear socks with your crocs or your feet get sweaty
Does one steer as a gondola?
The poor horses can relate
Oooo so this is future Florida where women wear Christian Hijabs