this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

This is the future liberals want

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How does man get prangent?

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger did it back in the 80's there's even a documentary film on it!

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

I wonder if he'll develop starch masks.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How is babby formed?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Bruh imagine Taylor Swift got you pregnant

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[–] bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Remember the guy who made a tweet about her being 30 and losing 90% of her eggs?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I heard getting pegnant can hurt!

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 1 points 1 month ago

I should be so lucky...

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago
[–] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wh-where does it come out?!?

[–] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks Urethra Franklin

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

His tiny ear!

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That looks like something I'd draw tbh

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I hope everyone can see this 🫃🏻 (me at the buffet)

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

God Bless America

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Or those her real hands, or is this AI? Lol.

[–] nodoze313@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like AI to me. It did a pretty good job on her hands, by comparison to many other AI rendered hands, at least she has 5 normal fingers even if they're sausages

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think this is just a good old photoshop.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like real hands but not her hands

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Real hands. That is why she always does "jazz hands".

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] s_s@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

God I wish they were me

[–] Varven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i have so many questions starting off with why and how

Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they'll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can I buy a T shirt with a belly hole?

[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

LPT: you can save money by purchasing a regular t-shirt and cutting the hole yourself.

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ugly couple. Who are they?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Some dude who plays football all day, and a lady that loves to fly in air planes.