buttfarts

Why fund hospitals at home when you can blow them up abroad?!

Just because they have been doesn't mean that will serve as the status quo indefinitely.

There is no wrath greater than the anger of a patient man. The performative rage of MAGA bleating hollows in comparison.

Followed by a "menacing commentary on the weather"

The right wing viciously hates America despite their rhetoric to the contrary.

You cannot hate your fellow countrymen and seek actively disenfranchise them by dismantling the rule of law and the right to vote while at the same time purporting to champion "American Values".

MAGA are not patriotic Americans anymore than Mussolini supporters were "patriotic Italians". Just a grab bag of classless opportunistic assholes with a vision that extends no further than the tip of their dick.

Fuhgeddabodit

"I was victimized by the patriarchy, so I got a haircut"

Everything has to be a buzzfeed headline... Nobody "just does stuff" anymore. All of life's banal moments need to be presented as either a reaction or a challenge to really sell them. How else are you going to get online randos invested in your new haircut?

Online pearl clutching virtue-thieving motherfuckers irl dgaf.

That's why all human creative works done online need to be bean related. To fuck up the data stream and make it unintelligible for AIs and marketing algorithms.

"So sorry for cutting up your beloveds corpse meat. We should have allowed it to become putrid inside it's corpse box suitably buried the requisite distance from the sky."

-Mgmt

boss man: "Okay team 😀 good to see you all here. Now unfortunately we need to go over some stuff 😕 again and it's not 🚫 good. Remember how before we talked about how planes aren't supposed to be touching each other...?"