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Why you should buy Toyota (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 months ago by siriusmart@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Look, I'm just saying, the ad campaign writes itself: "TOYOTA: Trucks so powerful the Taliban beat the USA."

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

TOYOTA: Won the War on Terror. For TERROR!

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

TOYOTA: The best a religious extremist can get.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Big c&c sidebar vibes here

[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If that is what you want. This is haard work. I will do what I must! This hammer is heavy! Are there not better tools? I will try to hurry. Can I have some shoes? I can't build there. Ow, ok ok, I will work.

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you look this up or do you have encyclopedic knowledge of Generals quotes ^(too) ?

I read all of these in-voice haha.

[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Hahaha, recently purchased the whole C&C backlog during Steam's spring sale.

Thank you for the new shoes!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Peace through power!

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

I want an all-Tacoma C&C now.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

next youre going to tell me I have to register my Toyota so I can be on some gubbermint list

[–] siriusmart@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

theres no need to buy a new one, u can always upgrade

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck me man....my Tacoma doesn't have any of the bad ass options...not even a lousy machine gun. Boooo

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Ya but how much XP are you grinding on it?

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 10 points 5 months ago

It’s the munitions version of eevee

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma's that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now you know 4

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How many chassis are you on? Or do you live outside the rust belt.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Running a 4banger preteen model vanilla access cab. 327k and still buzzing along daily

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

Big NCD energy <3

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Fuck, shittytechnicals are so fun.

[–] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 3 points 5 months ago

I do love me some Toyotas.

Had nice ones, had shitboxes. They all make some monkey brain in me so happy to drive.

No hate on other cars. I respect all builds. But Toyota seems to have some blueprint of my nervous system that makes me have fun in them.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Urgh, kei trucks are just as expensive as Ute's here

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

War Thunder will do it

[–] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

my family had a toyota for like 30 years still works to this day and the best part it gets little maintenance

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

Toyotas are everything-proof!