Ioughttamow

Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

Rectum

Like a couch cover?

I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

it’s tough being a white man in America these days.

In all seriousness the deck is so stacked in my favor that the small amount of misandry there may be wouldn’t bother me at all. Generally the only way I’m underprivileged (adhd) is largely hidden. I don’t believe I’ve ever encountered misandry in real life. Online I’ve come across it occasionally, but it tends to be in niche communities I’m not a part of that I’ve stumbled on. And honestly there is so much misogyny that pervades our society that I’m inclined to give them a bit of a pass.

What part of orphan crushing machine don’t you understand?

Tried to break their hand with their legs, classic mistake

How bow dah

Have you ever seen Rhode Island and Rhodes in the same place? No? I rest my case.

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

psssh , I never saw any belter boots on Earth