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"Don't shoot me I'll cum :(" (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 9 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
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[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna go with, “welcome to Costco, I love you”.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That was the Gulf War 2* (Desert Storm) old man.

Edit: Sheesh, 2 decades ago...

[-] Philolurker@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Gulf War: 1990-1991

Idiocracy: 2006

You may be thinking of the sequel, Gulf War II

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Gulf War 2 electric boogaloo operation Desert Storm.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Gulf War 2 was “Operation Iraqi Freedom”. It sounded even more emotion-inducing than the operation names of the first Gulf war because it was even less justified.

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Brawndo's got what plants crave

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

  • Yeet bullets

  • No cap

  • Doomer

  • Cursed War

  • KYS

  • Ok, boomer

  • No Rizz

  • I stan Ukraine

  • Fresh meat 2005

  • No respawn XD

  • P2W BS

Edit:

  • @(handle)

  • 1v1 me IRL

  • Catch these hands

  • FOOL!

  • Ur waifu 🗑️

[-] hoodatninja@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago

Xx360n0sc0pexX

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

Git gud

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

You're my little pogchamp

[-] Tillyrblue@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

“I fucked your mom last night”

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I'm here for the ham gum.

[-] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

420 no scope blaze it

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I need more bullets!

[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

im wanted in 42 countrys for war crimes and crimes against humanity... I gave the POWs weed... "poisoned them"

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