Easy, just send him back in time.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1349230/5D_Chess_With_Multiverse_Time_Travel/

That's a very elaborate way to spell "leeches".

We are slowly turning ourselves into Krikkit.

Gulf War: 1990-1991

Idiocracy: 2006

You may be thinking of the sequel, Gulf War II

The problem is all the other people voting the wrong way with their bigger wallets.

I saw someone posit that he might have a humiliation fetish. It's the only explanation I've seen that seems rational.

We have truly come full circle.

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/04/23/le-twittre#

"How I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb."

Now that's putting the "shit" in "shitpost".

Came for the decentralization, stayed for the nonconsensual lemon party redirects.

I prefer to believe the cleaner did know english, but he didn't think to try.

Taking it out, more like