This is what you're talking about, right?

Somebody needs to make an "unnatural billionaire death" bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.

So...many...teabags

No...fucking...shit...

Oooh, golden parachute time.

I'm the mayor of this town and there's too much crime. So I'm switching parties. That'll fix things.

Play stupid EA CEO games, win stupid EA CEO prizes.

I'm gonna go with, “welcome to Costco, I love you”.

Nope. It's not going too far. You go ahead and randomly kiss a coworker or subordinate at your place of work in front of everybody to include customers. Let me know how quickly HR wants you in their office.

Let's not sugar coat this. It wasn't a kiss, it was sexual assault. Don't let these twats get away with this bullshit.

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

I don't even know what to fn say.