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[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 67 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Listening to podcasts and reading social media sometimes makes it feel like everyone but me has an office job

[–] ceiphas@feddit.de 65 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They are the ones that have plenty of time to post during work hours

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also, in my experience with more hands-on jobs, the whole crew usually breaks or slacks off together. So there's a lot more talking in a circle than posting and infinite doom scrolling.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I sure did a lot of chatting at my last office job, but I can't help it I always have to babble so that might be why :x

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

I resemble that remark!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've been doing office work for so long now I wouldn't even know how to do a real job anymore. It's crazy that my office job pays more than a service or custodial job considering the effort involved. I wish it wasn't this way

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I'm sorry? My office job is a real job, it requires a lot of effort and is stressful.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, where are all these office jobs where you just do fuck all

if I am off my work by a bit I get half the company breathing down my neck

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It depends on the field, and it’s also dependent on how good a person gets at their position.

Most of my time is spent looking at prints and customer specs and trying to come up with an engineering solution. Describing my job as doodling and thinking makes it sound like one of those jobs where a person doesn’t do shit.

Also there are also of people with MBA’s whose only job is enshitify everything for short term gain. They don’t really do shit but act like the smartest person in the room.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would say that having to sustain mental effort on a task isn't doing nothing, even if you're not doing some super involved task.

Most of my current job is researching a client issue, digging through (really badly made and badly maintained) documentation, and giving a solution. The last part is about 20% of my job I'd say.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you have documentation? How nice.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

It's more like a cursed treasure map than documentation really

[–] Bear_pile@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

They are out there. I do production support and there is always more work than hors in the day for me. One of my friends who started at the company same time as me (we were in the same training class when we started at tech support) now works in our underwriting department and he has 3 or 4 hous of work to do a day the rest of the time he watches tv or movies. I enjoy the high stress and would go bananas doing his job, but theses jobs do exist.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Anything that is described as "knowledge work" is usually closer to this. It's might still hard, but in a different way, and you're respected and people don't question you as long as you get results.

But bullshit jobs still feel like work it's that what we produce from our work might not really be necessary, or good.

If this doesn't describe you then it's not about you, though

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I definitely have a bullshit job, but it's lower down in the hierarchy (read: underpaid but without my work nothing in the company happens)

The people above me definitely don't seem to have shit to do because all of the people from my team that were "underperforming" had an individual meeting with an HR lead, our team lead, and the market operations lead. To basically tell us "yeah you have to work harder and we don't care if it's physically impossible and you're not getting support"

/rant

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

the problem is that a lot of office jobs are effectively made up to employ people, like if i pay someone to solve arbitrary maths problems that's not a real job, i'm just making them do work to be able to buy food because i'm a dick.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

I'm happy for you. So is mine, it requires all of my mental energy. I would even say it's enjoyable and rewarding. But unfortunately does not do much to help people other than making some of us a lot of money.

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Tl;dr: Blue collar jobs are often as mentally taxing as they are physically taxing, in my experience, whereas office jobs are mentally taxing but almost never physically taxing, and I wish more white collar workers would at least acknowledge that.

I'll give my perspective, as someone who went from an office job back to blue collar work, along with my dad's. My dad has been a machinist for almost 50 years, and about 15 years ago moved into a more hybrid role of actual work and managerial work. He would come home from work and tell us how exhausted he was, not from the physical work, but from the mental focus his new duties required. He only has a high school education, so he'd enlist me to help him write and edit his reports (and still does, if I'm available). He still says the mental aspect is exhausting.

On the flip side, I had an office job in the military, and while there were days where I was mentally exhausted, it always bugged me how a lot of people look at blue collar work as just physical. I could get home and still have the physical energy to go out drinking or whatever, or actually do my hobbies after work. When I got out of the military, I went back to the only other job I knew: cooking.

"Oh, it's just flipping burgers, it must be nice to just zone out, despite it being physical work." Yeah, that's why I have to mentally track each order, each burger, how long it needs to cook, communicating with the rest of the staff on the fly to ensure all 6 different orders go out at the same time, knowing what allergies (mentally) mean what food/ingredients need to be left out, understanding all of the food safety laws around professional kitchens, all while being able to communicate with employees who may not even speak my language to ensure we're all safe in a hallway surrounded by burning things and hot oils, with management breathing down your neck constantly that "customer 4 says their burger is still pink, they wanted it medium rare, why didn't you know they actually wanted it medium well?!" Plus being able to regularly lift 50+ lbs throughout the shift to restock ingredients, planning the 2 hours you have between rushes down to the minute with the rest of the staff to ensure you'll have everything for the next rush or it'll all fall apart.

Same with construction, yeah, some of those guys just pick things up and put them down, but do you know by feel and experience how tightly packed dirt needs to be before you can put asphalt on it? How to ensure the slope and grade run properly to ensure drainage on that new road? How long you've got from when the cement truck arrives to when the concrete is poured to when it'll set to ensure you've got the level or flat surface you need? Do you know the proper gauges of wire an electrician needs to properly wire new lighting from the breaker to that new addition you bad built? The different types of PVC piping needed and how to properly seal/bend/weld/etc to set up a house?

I work as a woodworker/general contractor now, and while I'm physically moving a lot of heavy materials, I'm also constantly doing math (algebra, geometry, and referential), constantly needing to plan out the steps to go from sheets of plywood to fully finished cabinet (when to cut, when to assemble, when to sand, when to stain, and if the order is done wrong, you've made your life hell or wasted the last 8+ hours of your work and now need to explain to the boss why you just wasted $300+ of materials because you forgot to sand the interior before applying the stain). Knowing you can't often just screw a cabinet to the wall, it needs to be laid out centered to the rest of the stuff that won't be installed until after you're done, it needs to be shimmed both along the ground and along the wall to remain square and plumb, the cabinet doors need to overlay by 1/2", the handles need to be exactly square and plumb to each other because even being 1/8" off will be obvious to the human eye.

This isn't a shot against anyone or their jobs: they're all difficult, in their own ways, and all require energy and mental efforts I'm sure all of us would prefer to spend elsewhere in our lives. But, I just wanted to point out that blue collar jobs aren't just breaking your back, they're breaking your back while racking your brain for 8-10-12 hours per day.

Blue collar jobs are often as mentally taxing as they are physically taxing, and at least in my experience from my time in the military, my office work was often mentally tasking, but almost never physically taxing.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

According to David Graeber, the rise of a type of office jobs he called "bullshit jobs" gave rise to podcasts and social media

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I was a construction worker and welder for 12 years before I switched to IT, after seeing what a retirement-age welder looks like.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

tbf it doesn't help that a lot of blue collar workers insist on being fucking idiots and ignoring safety procedures, there's a bloody reason you wear special gear when welding

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

I work in IT. I'm sure a retirement age welder doesn't look great but I'm starting a gym next Monday as I've seen the size my colleague who's retiring this Friday got to after 36 years.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I won the tech lottery. Every job I had in the past 13 years trusted the people they hired to work where they want, in the office or remotely. Roughly four different companies.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (3 children)

At my last company we were allowed to work remotely full-time if we wanted, so I did. Then we got acquired by a west coast tech giant and six months later everybody who had been working remotely was laid off. A few months later they closed down the offices of my original company and laid off everybody who wasn't willing to relocate from DC to California. And then a few months after that they laid off everybody from my original company who had relocated to California. And all of this only happened because my original company was a very minor competitor in the tech giant's space.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 months ago

Wow that is cruel. Even if unintentional, the effect is cruelty. Shame

That sucks, what a awful experience.

I do remember that happening to one of my prior jobs and leaving when I saw the writing on the wall. So it may also be a bit of my own drive to only work for companies that has that culture.

[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

The logical outcome should be that all workers in that company start looking for another work and leave as fast as they can.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Also we need to justify the rent of office space

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't timing or limiting bathroom breaks literally a crime?

[–] hark@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Since when has that ever stopped people in positions of power?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Every time they get caught and a big enough fuss is made about it.... Unless a privileged billionaire stacks the Supreme Court in his favor

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Zero is a time.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] owen@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Lol. Janel's newest hobby is X-treme flash photography

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Fuck you, Brian.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Can he unload my dishwasher? I don’t feel like going back downstairs again

[–] Bear_pile@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago
[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee -2 points 9 months ago

If Brian owns the company, yes. Yes he does.