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[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago
[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 34 points 3 months ago
[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

I feef you.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 53 points 3 months ago
[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 months ago

Zero. Then all the other measurements make sense.

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

But then the two on the bottom would have to be inside one another.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Its an awkward position but it is possible

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Kinky. But no, not necessarily. You could say that one of them is the actual person and the other "person" is just the first person's shadow. It's a stretch, but it's the best I've got.

[-] Pirasp@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

That totally works, but only when Positionen on an appropriately sized sphere

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

🫵 Deutsche

[-] alp@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

So unless you are a flat earther, you cannot complain?

[-] Pirasp@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I guess so, also it puts into perspective, how big a feef is. It would have to be 1/4 of the Earth's circumference. Or maybe they are standing on a smaller sphere.

[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 46 points 3 months ago

The meme artist here is not thinking in enough dimensions. These constraints result in a tetrahedron. So you just need to stand in a triangle formation and have the last guy go in the center and float less than the average human height above ground.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Damn i hate when some other pedant beats me to it in the comments!

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Stephen Hawking isn’t a pedant, he only went to Epstein’s island to get away from light pollution.

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

You won't trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

[-] deadbeef@lemmy.nz 27 points 3 months ago

Solve for feef.

[-] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It makes sense if you interpret it as ≥6, which is probably what they meant anyways.

Edit: I'm pretty sure it also works in hyperbolic space

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago

I think you're fine in just 3 dimensions. If the person to the upper left and lower right have a separate elevation from the other two, this is basically just the shape of a 4 sided die.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Well, that's not practical, but is physically possible, we just need someone moving on stilts and we are done

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 10 points 3 months ago

Just a simple tetrahedron of people.

[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Tetrahedron of safety

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 3 months ago

Implying flat Cartesian space.

[-] temmink@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

But people exist only on Earth so what do you suggest? Earth being some spinning bouncy ball instead of a majestic plane?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

But how many feet are in a foof? 🤔

[-] anubis119@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I never thought I'd need to remember that math equation. Little did I know I'd need it to answer a meme on Lemmy. 8.485.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Approx. 8.5 feet for anyone curious

6√2 if anyone wants to be more specific

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"FIVE MINUTES. GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES."

[-] nonagonOrc@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

"I JUST WANT TO TALK TO THEM."

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago

It works in three-dimensional space...

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone's saying that this works in 3 dimensional space, but this also works in 2 dimensional space such that each side could be at a minimum six feet. The resulting structure would be a rhombus and not a square, with the distance between two of the individuals being much greater than 6 feet, though, which the artist did not accurately represent.

[-] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Look, lets be honest here, they'd be holding Neil back instead.

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Wait so to maintain social distancing I need to perform a ~~tire~~ people rotation?

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

But why are two physicists holding him back?

[-] hakase@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

Dunno why Pythagoras would be mad, since the Pythagorean theorem was known for at least a thousand years before his time.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

COVID played the long division game.

[-] Rhapsodicink@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

The world started with Greece m8

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -4 points 3 months ago

Great, you can't even correctly type a title for the image you stole. High effort

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I don' know wha you mean

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

I'm sure he'll get rich and famous with all the upvotes

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

No, on the contrary, it cost me a lot of money paying 600 users for upvotes

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