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submitted 10 months ago by HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

NO LOLLYGAGGIN

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[-] Jordan117@lemmy.world 112 points 10 months ago

"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

[-] oddityoverseer@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO

[-] foo@lemmy.ca 66 points 10 months ago

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

[-] oo1@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME

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[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 49 points 10 months ago
[-] all-knight-party@kbin.cafe 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

edit: didn't mean to reply this, I violated the law

[-] boringbisexual@lib.lgbt 16 points 10 months ago

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[-] PixeIOrange@feddit.de 46 points 10 months ago

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUOTE, IT'S WALL ART

[-] iMastari@kbin.social 38 points 10 months ago

I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.

[-] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 37 points 10 months ago
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[-] drbluefall@toast.ooo 34 points 10 months ago
[-] TheDailyChase@dmv.social 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

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[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.de 33 points 10 months ago

NOTHING'S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!

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[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

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[-] o_o@artemis.camp 29 points 10 months ago
[-] demystify@lemmy.ml 25 points 10 months ago

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!

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[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago

I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!

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[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.

[-] Sausage_Mahoney@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!!

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[-] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 12 points 10 months ago

HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

[-] Qyuzu@lemdro.id 21 points 10 months ago

"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS

[-] o_o@artemis.camp 17 points 10 months ago

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 16 points 10 months ago

YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

[-] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

[-] Renacles@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 10 months ago
[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

WOULD YOU KINDLY

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 months ago

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

FINISH HIM!

[-] daddyrat@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago
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[-] Cyyris@infosec.pub 15 points 10 months ago

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!

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[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!

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[-] salgmachine@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?

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[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.

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HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!

[-] vgfn@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago

OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

[-] TheDonkerZ@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago
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[-] planish@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

[-] tomcatt360@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
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[-] resposibleaccount@endlesstalk.org 12 points 10 months ago

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

LOOK, WE'VE BOTH SAID THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET.

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[-] Zoldyck@discuss.online 11 points 10 months ago
[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.

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[-] naticus@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.

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