HomesliceAbe

joined 1 year ago
[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's the best thing I've ever seen!

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Offer potato

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No, it's a pocket for Kevin.

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!

 

NO LOLLYGAGGIN

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I will now!

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He was shot around 10:15 pm on April 14 and died across the street at 7:22 am on April 15.

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The first woman to be executed by the US federal government was executed as a result of Lincoln's assassination. Her name was Mary Surratt and her youngest son, Johnny, was considered Booth's "right hand man".

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I was about to comment something along the lines of "You add water and drink it, dumbass" but then I realized that it does not, in fact, say metamucil. I'm the dumbass.

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Any time I can't pet the dog.

 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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