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As if my back wasn't already telling me (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 89 points 4 months ago

Feel older, he's 43 now.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Didn't realize he's a Founder.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Odo, when he realizes 95% of the crime on Deep Space Nine is because of Quark.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Wait, Macaulay Culkin is older than me? I somehow feel young. I thought I was older than I must've been when My Girl came out. Awesome!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 4 months ago

My Girl will do that to you. I walked into the theater a 6-year-old boy and walked out an 80-year-old, world-weary war vet, like Matt Damon at the end of Saving Private Ryan.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

No shit. The filmmakers were really like, "let's give all these kids a bunch of trauma. Nothing like the sobbing of the under 10 crowd to pump us up!"

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Shit, I just rewatched it this past weekend and at 42 years of age it still brought me to tears. Just absolutely losing my shit bawling. Goddammit.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago

My sister watched it with her daughter (who I think is like 8). At the end of the film, my sister was in floods of tears, and her daughter was pissing herself laughing.

Running around the house going "His glasses, he can't see without his glasses!", doing the accent and everything.

[-] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Tom Hanks in Big vibes.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'm here to remind you of those random pains to bring you back to reality when it comes to that whole 'feel young' thing.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

What's your address? I just wanna talk...

But literally because my decrepit ass did 4 squats 2 days ago and my thighs still hurt, so it's not like I could fight anyone.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I'm younger, huzzah!

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

Whew. I thought he was older looking than me when I saw Home Alone at the drive-in.

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought he was older than me. Now I feel really old.

[-] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Nah bro, he's definitely like 6 or 7 years old.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I didn’t get this because I didn’t know at all who he was. You’re all definitely old.

[-] 474D@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't worry. Your time will come

Edit: I mean hopefully lol

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 4 months ago

Hey (and I say this with all the love in the world), kindly go fuck yourself.

Now where's my Ovaltine....

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I'm old, but I still don't know who that person is. I guess I just missed that piece of culture.

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

You have never seen or heard about Home Alone?

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I have. I suppose you're telling me that this is the kid? Fair enough. I don't recognise the picture or the name of the person.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That is correct. It's okay, recognising Macaulay Culkin isn't a prerequisite, you can still be old with us!

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago

The first time I saw his name written out, I didn’t recognize it. I’m a few years younger than him with older siblings, so I heard his name before I was conceptualizing spelling and I don’t know what I pictured, but it wasn’t that. I think maybe McCall E. Caulking?