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[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 60 points 10 months ago

Oh look your pr and legal team wrote some words that no one gives a fuck about

[-] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 38 points 10 months ago

That sanitized corpspeak just sticks out like a sore thumb, right? It takes deliberate, continuous effort not to start zoning out as soon as I hear it.

[-] Firipu@startrek.website 58 points 10 months ago

Corporate speak sucks, but it's 100x better than Linus digging an ever deeper hole for himself at this time. Dude and his wife just need to take a backseat for a while and let pros fix their shit

[-] DJDarren@beehaw.org 24 points 10 months ago

I disagree. Linus shooting from the hip and making himself look an even bigger ass is incredibly entertaining.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 13 points 10 months ago

And it actually represents real attitudes in their company, obviously.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 13 points 10 months ago

I prefer the honesty that he's NOT sorry. Tells me to continue to avoid their videos like the plague.

[-] millie@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

Why is it better? Let him dig his hole and we can leave him in it and go live productive lives without him.

[-] peter@feddit.uk 17 points 10 months ago

People have been saying constantly that they need to stop having linus respond and instead of proper PR sanitised responses.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah simps would say that. People unconcerned with the real issues who just want the videos to keep coming

[-] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 4 points 10 months ago

ChatGPT: How can I help?

Marketing: Imagine Ned Flanders dipping a piece of white bread into water. Now write an equivalent piece of meaningless corporate drivel.

[-] local_intruder@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Embracing the synergy of hydro-imbued sustenance, Ned Flanders artfully engages in a paradigm-shifting experiential interaction, wherein a pristine canvas of gluten-based sustenance seamlessly converges with the aqueous medium, fostering a harmonious union of flavors and textures that exemplifies our commitment to innovative culinary expressions.

This is what I got xD

[-] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dear God. It's perfect.

You know how they say AI is going to take our jobs?

They're wrong. AI is going to take CEOs' jobs.

[-] Syndic@feddit.de 20 points 10 months ago

Of course? Did anyone expect something else? And frankly they would be extremely stupid if they did anything they didn't check with their lawyer first.

[-] SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 5 points 10 months ago

It's reasonable to be fed up with fake bullshit apologies.

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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