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Or cryptid currency, where you pay in bigfoot hairs and squonk snot
Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.
Does Mothman fur count?
Yes. We also accept snallygaster talons, chupacabra scabs, and toenail clippings from the Jersey devil
I've got some girl scout cookies from the Loch Ness Monster that I understand to be worth about tree fiddy...
Jackalope?
Horn shavings.
Inadmissible, since fast as fast can be, one cannot catch the jackalope.
I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.
You think that's bad, what do think I'm gonna do with all this Dewayo scat?
Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.