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[-] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 125 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ahh remindes me of a quote.

Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?

Arthur Dent: How much?

Mr. Prosser: None at all.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago

Coincidentally ‘none at all’ is precisely the amount of money Jones deserves to be left with.

[-] iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Mr. Jones's ancestors also scream in his brain, but a lot of that is due to the pesticide

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's some shitty pesticide. That chonky roach is breathing.

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

There may be procedural and legal issues before we just have bulldozers run over people. For one, they’re not a threat to actual rich people.

[-] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

Ahhh! But did you check the cellar? [Authorization was] on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's why you have to hog tie the rich people first

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That takes too much work. You set it up right and stabilize it well, a trusty wood chipper'll get that premium grade-A rich fucker all over your thirsty soil in that nice, even spray that plants crave!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Why are we suddenly involving kink? And where does that line stop? If I insert buttplugs into the rich hogtied people, is that too far?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

There may be procedural and legal issues before we just have bulldozers run over people.

Tell it to the Vogons

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