Not this citizen here, though. This "tal" is a real patriot, sharing half-assed hopium around like smearing shit on his teeth and grinning at us all. 🤦🏼

So, basically, they're not saying anything worthy of a headline, much less a whole article. Thanks for letting us know... smdh.

So, Gizmodo's trying to toady up to The Onion, now?

Do we have a 'best of' around here yet? 'Cause, damn. I'm in.

Not to mention that those tryhards going full weeboo on gatekeeping are ignoring various other "heretical" facts of sushi's founding people, like: it's fine to add just about anything you feel like to it. Oh, is krab™ in poor taste? What about ice cream? Snack chips? I mean, FFS, the Japanese have built a global reputation for taking a concept and improving on its efficiency or efficacy or both, all the while these scrote-bearded trogs are pinching their puds to dreams of katanas and isekai redemption. 🤪

Please, don't call it that. It was, yes, technically "the president" at the time, but we don't have to call it that anymore, or ever again — even when referring to that (not brief enough) period in history.

Yep, that tracks.

"We" don't get it at all, if we don't want to.

because I refuse to subscribe to the world that needs them.

Can't see that biting you in the ass, down the way.

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger...

"Film studios" can eat a bag of rotting dicks. Hollywood was literally founded on the specific plot of land that was not only cheap AF, but also as far away from the European filmmakers (they were stealing from) as they could afford.

Fuck. Off.

Something something Panama Papers...