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If you stare hard enough, you can almost hear the keys dropping into the bowl.
Silicon Valley horndogs are still absolutely doing this shit. They just do it in a room that's plastered floor to ceiling with giant TV screens, rather than in a soft velvet-lined passion pit.
Key parties are the most stupid horny rich people shit I can imagine. Group sex without ritual (except maybe a bonfire) is the stupid horny shit of the proletariat
Regect weird rich people orgies of modernity, embrace weird backwoods bonfire orgies of your ancestors.
You misspelled gooning
Gooning is the horny of the worker isolated by industrialized society. Band together to bang it out by a bonfire in honor of the equinox! Unless everyone is cool with you gooning to them doing that, nothing wrong with someone masturbating in the corner of the orgy if that’s their thing.
I gotta watch The Ice Storm again.
Oh that movie is SO wild.
I don't think they bothered driving to other places, but I don't know.