“A small man in search of a balcony.”

I'm not sure about that. It sure feels like if they had a "normal" CEO, the stock price would tank. The crazies who believe in him are the only thing keeping that stock price up. Voting him out (not voting for his pay package) would, I bet, result in a big stock price correction downward.

Asked for comment, Senator Ted Cruz said “The weather here in Cancun is great!”

And that’s how the LAPD learned about the Streisand Effect.

Secret meeting … reported

That’s not how secrets work at all.

"Your Honor! How can my client possibly get a fair trial after the jury has heard what he did? This bell can not be unrung!"

--Trump's Laywers, probably

16 years? That's like 8 separate Google project lifetimes.

If you stare hard enough, you can almost hear the keys dropping into the bowl.

Aww, that’s too bad.

So anyway, what are you guys up to this week?

Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.

HP Printing Press: Your printing press has been permanently disabled for using a third party typeset.

Headline should have been "HP CEO admits company's products are platform for malware attacks."