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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 months ago by philo@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that "Bounty" is also a paper towel brand.

[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 21 points 5 months ago

I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

[–] philo@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Bounty is a chocolate bar?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Knockoff Mounds

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Also sold in the UK.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

It's a knockoff of the US Mounds.