philo

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The least spoken language in the world is sign-language (lemmy.ca)
Where to watch MLB games? in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Kodi with Mad Titan Sports

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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette. (lemmy.ca)
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Come Join The Lyrics Game (lemmy.ca)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/18026985

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/18026895

The Lyrics Game is a fun community with a fun new game where you take the lyrics from any song you like and run it through an AI. Post the Image and have user guess the song title used. Come give it a try.

!thelyricsgame@lemmy.ca

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Come Join The Lyrics Game (lemmy.ca)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/18026895

The Lyrics Game is a fun community with a fun new game where you take the lyrics from any song you like and run it through an AI. Post the Image and have user guess the song title used. Come give it a try.

!thelyricsgame@lemmy.ca

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Come Join The Lyrics Game (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by philo@lemmy.ca to c/communitypromo@lemmy.ca
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The Lyrics Game is a fun community with a fun new game where you take the lyrics from any song you like and run it through an AI. Post the Image and have user guess the song title used. Come give it a try.

!thelyricsgame@lemmy.ca

I'm looking to drop cable but need live sports alternative. in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kodi with Mad Titan Sports

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How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot. (lemmy.ca)
An Actual Famine in Gaza is Just Weeks Away, Warns a UN-Backed Agency, with 1.1 Million People Already Starving in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Didn't they say this a few weeks ago?

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is a forum not a comedy club. There was a grammatical pause. See the comma?

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

When you tell a joke, do you ask the hearer to go into another room to hear the punchline?

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Are you the dad joke cop?

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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth. (lemmy.ca)
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Post your own joke then it can

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Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie. (lemmy.ca)
Ansar Allah Announces Expansion of Attacks on Israel-Bound Ships to All of Indian Ocean in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml
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It hurts me to say this, but I have a sore throat. (lemmy.ca)
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it's sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Bounty is a chocolate bar?

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In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him. (lemmy.ca)
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” (lemmy.ca)
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] philo@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

The really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32....

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It’s a shame that the Beatles didn’t make the submarine in that song green. That would’ve been sublime. (lemmy.ca)
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