Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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They recently made the world's strongest suction cup. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 day ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I honestly have no idea how they pulled it off.

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I tried this silly thought elsewhere. Let's see if it works better here. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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If the sign says "Deer 5 miles ahead," do the deer know it?

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Stop it with the fridge joke! (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I keep having to remove all sorts of

Elephants 🐘, penguins 🐧, and giraffes 🦒 and other funny animals from my imaginary joke fridge!

Go get me a funny 🍺 beer!

Surprise! It's another elephant.

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Wedding photos? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I think you mean Matrimony and Cheese!

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A page from... (ttrpg.network)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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  • 22 Sep (Sun) - Greg
  • 23 Sep (Mon) - Ian
  • 24 Sep (Tue) - Greg
  • 25 Sep (Wed) - Ian
  • 26 Sep (Thur) - Greg
  • 27 Sep (Fri) - Ian
  • 28 Sep (Sat) - Greg

...the Gregorian calendar!

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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 3 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was just a stage he was going through.

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go lower (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 days ago by Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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For his birthday, we got my son a bass drum. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It was a big hit.

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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Cuatro sinko.

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so I'm at my favorite fictional club, and I ask the DJ to put on a specific Classical Composer's music (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Usernameblankface@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He says he can't. I'm so bummed.

This club can't even Handel me right now

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Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Joke, joke, jooooooooooke.

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What did Spock find in the bathroom? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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The Captain’s log

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Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They'll just wash up on shore later.

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Why do pirates make such good debaters? (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 week ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

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What do you call a man with no shins? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by antisoma@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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So they can hide in cherry trees.

Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?

Because they're very good at it.

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How do you cross crocodile river with only a rubber band? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Just swim across--the crocodiles are still at the meeting.

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My doctor said I can't go in the water for two weeks after my surgery. (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I said that's ok, Doc, I prune up after just a few hours.

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Someone accused my dog of chasing them on a bike (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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My dog said, they're lying I don't even have a bike!

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What do you call a hippie's wife? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Mississippi.

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All the animals on the African savanna got together for a meeting (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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but they couldn't start because someone was missing. Who was it?

It was the giraffe. It's still stuck in the fridge.

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What did the minivan name her baby? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Carson.

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Would you like to donate to my charity, CAWCAWCAWCAW? (reddthat.com)
submitted 1 week ago by God_Is_Love@reddthat.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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It's four good caws!

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