The other half of the joke:
As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. "What's with the wheel?" The bartender asks....
"Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts"
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.
Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that "Bounty" is also a paper towel brand.
I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.
Bounty is a chocolate bar?
Knockoff Mounds
North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10
Also sold in the UK.
It's a knockoff of the US Mounds.
Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it's sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.
Funily enough, Mars is also a chocolate bar
In the UK it's called plenty now not bounty.