Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 months ago by philo@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's why horses are measured by hands

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Yes, farm hands

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?