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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago (7 children)

My friend and I just share our phone locations with eachother whenever one of us has a date with someone new. It makes everything dead simple. I can check at any time and see that they are not in a dumpster behind the Aldi.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 40 points 6 months ago

Well, the phone isn't

[–] isles@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

That's very comforting until it's not.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What if that's where they go to get freaky though?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

So I googled cheapest date possible and it suggested that Aldi throw out a lot of good food. So...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

based and recyclingpilled

seriously, stores will just throw away perfectly good food. best before dates are made up and a tin of spaghetti-o's is so filled with preservatives that it would probably outlive most of us, and it's not magically tainted by being in a dumpster.

i'm never going to do it myself but props to people who raid dumpsters for perfectly edible stuff.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Must've been a REALLY bad first impression if your phone is showing you home this whole time...

[–] vivavideri@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I'm crying. I had to read this aloud to my gf 😂

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

And then some creep follows you 'cuz whatever app you're using to share the location is crap at handling user data 😬

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I got the first victim, and her phone lead to the second. What a deal