[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is why you first suck all that you can before going to the library!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Ok now everyone put your magnetized needles in the Styrofoam and then make them float in the water to reveal where magnetic north is!

Ahh teacher... Magnetic north is dancing metal rock right now.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

You mean butt plugs with cameras pointing onwards into it?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

There is no other space filler. We need Biden to run! But we really need a candidate for next time.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Mr, Trump, I'm prepared to offer a fair deal for your soon to be lagoon. The sum total of one hundred dollars and fifty cents. Deal?

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Space jam 3! And independent film featuring bugs ๐Ÿ› and a ๐Ÿ‡ bunny. The Matrix Housing Crisis.... A film featuring Keanu as the one. He doesn't collect enough retirement money so he's out there pushing a cart. We saw a preview of him in "the matrix". That bum in the subway... anyway good movie ๐Ÿ˜‚.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

There seems to be a discussion regarding this topic here. I found several other such conversations too. It could work!

https://lemmy.eus/post/247855

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Like I said, I'd vote for a rock at this point.

A O C

Bernie!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

They're messing with my retirement plans!

No, I'm not selling the stuff! That's the problem. I better get on a shopping spree.

Let me know where all these sellers will take their wares next. I'm hoping it's a fediverse based shopping app.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago

No, that's fine. It's the ๐Ÿ‘ thumb! Look at it! It's freakishly small but not ridiculously small.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

I didn't watch because fuck those two people. I will still vote Biden. But you all should know, my GE refrigerator is running!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

Did you know that librarians usually have a penis or a vagina? And the most horrible thing of all is that they bring it with them into the library! They jiggle it all around every time they go around putting books back in their order and such. It's horrible. What kind of message are they trying to send?

I mean regardless of what sexually deviant thing they carry around between their legs, for sure, almost with a failure, with just a few exceptions, all of those deviants bring an anus with them where ever they go. And tits! They are gotta bring their tits like anyone is interested in those things. My God! We need to burn those places down!

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