moosetwin

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It's revealing that I immediately assumed this was a suicide joke instead of a murder joke

 

I noticed today that my caffeine tolerance seems to be really low while recovering from a tonsillectomy, is this plausible? What about other surgeries?

I remember hearing a while back about mouth tissues absorbing chemicals very readily.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

no, satan's maggoty cum fart is 100% serious

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

it takes half an hour to walk (one-way) to the nearest store

 

both popups found on the same page (annies website, any product page)

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Don't worry guys, I found the original version!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

somehow they said cunning without making a cunning linguist joke

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

wrong concord, this post is referring to the video game

 
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

this took me longer than I'd like to admit

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

remember guys, start your super mario 64 speedruns september 16th

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

As a New Yorker, I am legally obligated to inform you that I HATE NEW JERSEY!

 

I accidentally posted this twice, you can safely ignore, I deleted it but lemmy still shows deleted posts to some users

 

making video games where you violently butcher animals to make burgers does not make people care about the animal abuse going on in the food industry, it just makes them angry that you would make such a game and target it towards children

aside from this, it seems peta's biggest impact has been making the public convinced that their movement is taking animals out of shelters and euthanizing them, and it has been a great boon for meat industry lobbyist groups to have someone to point at whenever they get into a scandal from animal mistreatment

note: I am not anti-vegan (unless that means specifically c/vegan) or anti-animal-welfare (duh) but I am not vegan either (I am also not an industry shill lmao)

I hope I cooked with this one, I apologize if I have gotten anything wrong (in the case that I did cook, meme does not contain animal products)

meme is oc

 
 

Though it wasn't shown in the video, this happened behind the regular barricade as well.

Modlist

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Edit: This does not happen outside cover

 

pixeldrain is also one of the least sketchy download sites (that are commonly used)

they have a lemmy instance as well but I don't know if they know about all the piracy going on

 

thought you'd like this

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.world
 

meme is not much better than my last one but at least I used actual editing software this time

I was gonna name this meme 'the return of the king' but it's not the same

had to use imgur to upload again because dbzer0 still does not support uploading videos properly

 

I had In The House - In A Heartbeat playing in my head while making this meme

sorry for the pixelation in the corner, I used a shitty website which put a watermark there

 

I actually bought ultrakill but now I have an even bigger respect for the chad that is Hakita

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