this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's revealing that I immediately assumed this was a suicide joke instead of a murder joke

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It would take quite a complex plan to roll up in the tarp, then tape that and bury yourself.

[–] Repelle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, but that’s the cost of being considerate

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

The Russians can probably manage it they're an ingenious people apparently

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

It all starts with spinning yourself up to about 2500 rpm