gibmiser

joined 1 year ago
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

My guess? MBAs.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

He is a gazzillionare. We better hope he is working on a foundation or something that is legally bulletproof.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

He got a boner at work

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

You want us to stop poisoning the world? But that's too hard! I don't wanna! It's too much work! You can't make me!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

You can dupe food? This changes everything...

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Why would you be OK with that? Are you trolling?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Yeah well we all know he will just stand there and never make a move.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Ha... ha. :(

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well did anyone light the beacons?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine a population made up entirely of werewolves, then one day out of a thousand years the rare astrological phenomenon occurs where all the moons are on one side of the planet.

Suddenly, everyone on the other side of the planet starts convulsing and shrinks into these weird, defenseless little hairless naked mole rat looking monsters. Be a real mind fuck.

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