this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 84 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, would be a way funnier character for a sorc.

Mom was a bard, now you're going from ancient dragon to ancient dragon demanding paternity tests for back child support.

"WHO DARES AWAKEN THELDORAK THE DOOM IN EMBERS‽‽‽"

"Did you meet Rhonda about 20 years ago?"

"Oh shit you know Rhonda‽....oh.....oh damn it."

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 16 points 3 months ago

First time I've seen an interrobang used correctly here. 10/10 would bang.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the authors barely disguised fetish

[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Disguised??? She's the biggest icon in the community for it lol (and a legitimately great content creator)

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is there a way I can ask who and what you're talking about without coming off like

[–] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

TieflingMelissa! She's a pretty significant community figure on Twitter and Twitch, great memes, nice discord server.

She's very down bad for dragons (same), but honestly she's actually pretty wholesome; her server doesn't allow explicit NSFW and she spends a lot of time helping new players learn the rules of the game.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What, don’t we all have a $1k USD bad dragon collection?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that like.... 3 dicks?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They’re only like 100USD each!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's genuinely surprising considering the detail and... Size.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rereading my other comment, it makes absolutely zero sense now they I’m sober hahaha.

Yeah, they range from maybe 80USD to 200USD. My least expensive was about 60, my favorite was 85, and my most expensive was 140 or so! None of mine are gigantic though, mostly medium.

Neat stuff, though! When I was young and learned they existed, I was like “eww that’s crazy hahaha who would even” then one day I was like “uhhhh okay maybe though?”

All downhill from there.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

All downstairs from there.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Okay maybe an average of 100USD per toy… yeah probably more than 1k actually you’re right oh god

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Hey whatever floats your satyr

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same.

I'm not even lonely!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

I’m married buuuuuutt

[–] maquise@ttrpg.network 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tiefling Melissa

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 8 points 3 months ago

It plays on the backstory of Freddy Krüger. It was in the 3rd or 4th Nightmare on Elm Street movie.

[–] Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 months ago

Teifling Melissa