If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone .. chinese

Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!

You may attract python too!

Car companies cry in bankrupt

It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.

That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus' supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.

First I was excited thinking about South Canada and North Mexico, but unfortunately they screwed up the one opportunity in history to fix Oklahoma's awkward 'protrusion', so I can't with a clean conscience support and vote for this. Better luck next time.

Browser: "Are you gonna order somethin' kid!?" (all subsequent data streams to Google for future sale)

User: "Uh yeah, give me, gimme a tab."

Browser: "A tab. I can't give you a tab unless you order something!"

User: "But I'm jonesin for some saccharin ... not that newtra-schweddy or whatever it is"

Biff Yaml enters; sits two spaces down, feeling sexagesimal: "What are you looking at, BUTTHEAD!?" (all of his comments are one line)

Python Strickland enters: "User what are you doing? Four spaces are used for indentation. You got a real attitude problem, user; you're a slacker! You remind me of your dunder father when he went here; he was a slacker, too! Quack quack. (his package is poorly managed)

Linus Torvalds enters: heavy breathing ... curses in Finnish (Älykääpiö!) ... gits out

IBM Selectric: "Hold my beer .. and my ball"

Obnoxious neighbor kid walks in (a real ascii): Invokes char(11)/VT; sits on the floor. His Mylar balloon flies away, hits a high voltage line, and the power goes out.

Browser: "Well, looks like the milkshake machine's broken."

Teletype Model 28 looks up from drinking coffee and reading the morning paper tape: "I would like to be ... modified"

Doc Mill (nee' Rampazetto) enters: (shudders) "Momma bollocks!"

During this time, Helium was on a noble mission and did not react.

Well we wouldn't want people to make dresses out of the packaging, now would we? That might be a drag on the economy.

C++: C with blackjack and 40 year old hookers. Anyway, only the rich can inherit diamonds or something. Or perhaps not, my memory is corrupted. I'm open to any pointers though...

I swear it, my father's obscene,

he eats the sardines,

sends his money to Osteen,

he smokes the nicotine,

he welds with acetylene,

he wants to be a Mujaheddin,

and he wears the Polypropylene,

but only on Halloween

This is 1970s, not 80s . Pretty sure a cart full o groceries was way over $20 in the eighties, after a card full of collected grocery chain stamps was saved and turned in. Inflation and all that.

Anyway.. how bout some Suzy Qs, 'Chun King' (is that oriental flavor?), Kraft Mac N Cheese...and Hawaiian punch?

Break out the silver and spic-and-span those no-wax floors; the gobnah's comin ovah to-nite!