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They're never going to drop it
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I swear it, my father's obscene,
he eats the sardines,
sends his money to Osteen,
he smokes the nicotine,
he welds with acetylene,
he wants to be a Mujaheddin,
and he wears the Polypropylene,
but only on Halloween
There's vomit on his clean blue jeans,
Dad's sardines.
Snap back to the crab fishing
Oop, there goes dad with his
Hook, he so mad that this
Wont, catch a crab with it
Nope, he's so bad at it
Hope, he slows down a bit.
You better...