I'll pass on the Billie Irish.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I've probably also had worse. I'll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
That's a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn't normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
Thank you for this deeply personal report, boss
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
I'm a humble biologist by trade. It ain't much, but it's honest work.
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That is quite the description indeed.
Minge tastes vaguely of copper.
Do you only eat out chicks that keep loose change in their front pocket?
I disagreed more with Guinness tasting metallic...
Oh dear.
Laszlo?
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I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
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This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
How is monster denser than Guiness...
Guinness isn't that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
It tastes like blood because you're going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
Liver failure.
Just guessing, but looks like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
this looks fucking radioactive
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.
Diesel is Coke and Beer.
then there is Sprite and Beer.
I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.
plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won't serve.
Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.
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Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it's often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don't want a full beer
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Heart attack juice
Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!
Heart: Da fuq!?!?! ..----.....-----...-.... X_x
Ever tried shandy? It's basically that, but Guinness.
The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of...the stout, basically making a shandy.
Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.
Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.
That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.
It must taste like sadness
Okay That's seriously looks like a radioactive diarrhea.
Irish gut bomb.
I didn't try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:
Ass.
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don't like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.
If it ever happens I'll try and remember to post my thoughts.
If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it's done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.
That's a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burned beans, rather than burned juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burned) before you use them!
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I don't drink alcohol and I am not irish. I am somehow offended ntl.
Not exactly the same but on New Year's I created this monstrosity. Green food coloring, vodka, and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
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No thanks, I've no interest in jumping on the bullet train to death.
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