Interesting. I enjoy both coffee and tea, but I also take tea as a cure for a stomach ache.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I thought that whole look is his "disguise" only for when he's operating as the persona Dr. Disrespect.

I don't watch a lot of romcoms but one that I've seen and like is "While You Were Sleeping." It starts out like how you describe but then there's a little twist to it and she ends up with the bluecollar guy.

Fluffed the pillows?

My first serious boyfriend taught me how to change the oil, change a tire, and rotate the tires on my car. Also that I don't like anal.

SPOILER ALERT-- do not read further if you haven't seen the movie.

When my husband is being a jerk, I tell him I want the other brother back, the one who loves me.

socially acceptable pretext for casual morning alcoholism

Best insight that I've gained from all this.

Pure evil. Also brilliant. Did you ever tell him?

Are you still in touch with Julie? I hope she moved out and went on to become a well-rounded, functioning adult with a good job and healthy social life.

Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain't nobody gonna trample on their freedom.

I haven't thought of this in years but back in the '90s I participated in an email fantasy RPG where we all roleplayed Romulans. One person would write a chapter from their character's POV and email it to the group, then the next person does one, and so on, so the story unfolded in unexpected ways. It was actually pretty fun.

Whenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.