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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago

If reincarnation is real. I want to be reincarnated as a cat who is owned by a middle class family.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago

As long as they don't decide you need to be vegan XD

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 24 points 8 months ago

Whenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 35 points 8 months ago

You mean you would get to lick your own butthole.

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

With a spikey tongue tho. That's some monkey paw shit right there.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

They have different sense of taste, so it may just taste like chocolate peanut butter whip to them.

[-] umulu@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Or.... And just bear with me for a sec! Or maybe.... It tastes like shit, and they just like it ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 4 points 8 months ago

Chocolate is also toxic to them so let's hope not.

[-] UnspecificGravity@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 8 months ago

Pick retirees without little kids, if you get a chance.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Oddly specific oO

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I hear communities in Turkey take good care of strays. You would be free to live your life outside but you also have the people looking out for you.

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